Me: "Oh goody, love the sit down talks. Do we need wine too?"
Lori: "No, I will have to pass on that. Oh and this conversation is not to make the blog."
Me: "You are stifling my blog now?"
Lori: "What? No, I am not!"
Me: "Did you just say this can't make the blog?"
Lori: "That is not stifling, that is just..."
Me:"Limiting, removing from or blocking of content if we want to get really technical but they all really lead right on back to my favorite word right now.... Stifling!"
Lori: "This is totally making your blog isn't it?"
Me: "Absolutely, but no worries I won't tell anyone you are going to have another baby and that you have been hiding it for weeks now from your best friend."
Lori: "How do you do that? Jay is right you hired our kids as master spies didn't you?"
Me: "Oh honey please, I have known you forever and then some. You didn't eat anything green on Thanksgiving and you completely lost your cool and chucked potato chunks at our lovely sister-in-laws. Jay didn't so much as blink an eye and you looked ready to draw blood. You only go to the dark side when pregnant and to be honest I really love your hormones, they let you cut loose for a change. But what I don't get is how this happen since Jay got the big clip and tuck thingy right?"
Lori: "Well yes, but we don't seem to follow instructions well. I guess we needed to empty him out and we didn't or I guess we did and boom... Just call me fertile. I can't believe I am going to be 40 and pregnant."
Me: "Well hey you have had tons of practice and now your little guy will have another playmate to torture as a big brother!"
Lori:"I am not going back to work, we had thought in a few years but not now. Jay and I have figured it all out and I am going to stay home with these little ones and enjoy my last few babies growing big."
Me: "Oh Lori that is awesome! Really I am super excited and you absolutely know I am here to spoil or help which ever you need and when ever you need it!"
Lori: "I know and I am counting on that in a really big way. Oh fine... blog on sister... blog on!"
CONGRATULATIONS JAY AND LORI!!!